Word Play Jokes

Greek tailor.

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic.
TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-dees)
MAN: "Eumenedes??" (You-men-e-dees)(Say it quickly, it works!)

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

That Was No Piccolo

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my wife."

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Fault

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2593 seconds