Word Play Jokes

Little Johnny and Geometry

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

Anonymous

Two Guys And A Whorehouse

These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better." The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better."

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Anonymous

Dealer Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Anonymous
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