Word Play Jokes

No Ghost

People say my house is haunted, but I haven't seen a single ghost in the 900 years I've lived here.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

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African Jump

Q: What do you call it when a bunch of African people jump out a plane?
A: Nightfall !!!

Written By: funnyhunny
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