Word Play Jokes

Two Thousand in the Ocean

Q: What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Moby's Dick!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Broomstick Vs Pumpkin

Q: What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried broomstick pie?

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Sunscreen

Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
A: Because they're used to doing all of their lying indoors.

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