Word Play Jokes

Two Jews

Two Jews walked into a bar. It was busy. So they bought it.

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Disorderly Conduct

Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too." Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well? 3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!

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Frog Flower

Q: What's a frogs favorite flower?
A: A croakus!

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