Word Play Jokes

Cat On The Highway

Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Meooooooooooooooooooow!

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Five Days

I go to the gym five days a week.
I have to, I work for the cleaning staff.

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Wearing Polish Underwear

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

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