The Walrus

Q: Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight Seal.

On the Floor

Q: What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
A: Oh sheet.

Interpreting Adult Films

My job used to be to watch adult films and tell people what they're about. People would come in and go, 'What's "Romancing the Bone" about?' It's about 90 minutes too long. That's what it's about.