Baker's Garden

Q: Why did the baker go out to the garden?
A: He needed some flower.

Rolling

I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire.
Those were the Good Years.

Boob Itch

A boyfriend walks in on his girlfriend scratching her breast. Delighted that he caught a glimpse of such a rare occurrence, he cries, "Boob itch!"
His girlfriend turns to him, slaps him in the face, and says, "Don't call me that! And you didn't scare me."