Word Play Jokes

An African Lion

Q: What's the difference between an African lion and OJ Simpson?
A: An African lion is an African lion, OJ Simpson is a lyin African!

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Stuck

Q: What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
A: Worm your way out of that one!

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Can I Take His Place

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

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