Boob Itch

A boyfriend walks in on his girlfriend scratching her breast. Delighted that he caught a glimpse of such a rare occurrence, he cries, "Boob itch!"
His girlfriend turns to him, slaps him in the face, and says, "Don't call me that! And you didn't scare me."

Blonde Nurse?

Q: Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
A: Nurse: No. Is it missing?

Say Something Nice

A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, "Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are getting big, and boobs are sagging. I could really use a compliment right about now." The husband replied, "You have really good eye - sight!"