Word Play Jokes

The Egg

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"

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Strokes

Apparently the 'Stroke Ward' in a hospital isn't a human petting zoo.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Outhouse

Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?
A: Trapper John

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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