Word Play Jokes

Tired on April 1st

Q: Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1st?
A: Because they had just finished a 31 day March!

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Hybrid Clover

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

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Brazilian

A blonde was sitting in the train station reading the paper. The headline read, 12 Brazilian soldiers killed in shoot out. She turned to the man next to her and asked, "How many is a brazilian?"

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