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Drilling Rights
Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" "I want to hit that adultering bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man. "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!" "Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!
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Keep Eating
Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.
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Satisfaction
Q: Why do lions think highly of themselves?
A: Because they have pride
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