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My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.
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Dark Humor Jokes
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Goose
Q: What is the definition of a goose?
A: An animal that grows down as it grows up!
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Anonymous
Wishes Granted
An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat Foo Foo. A fairy appears and says, "I'm here to grant you three wishes." The old woman says, "I wish I was twenty years old and beautiful again." Poof! She is. "Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion." Poof! Done. "And now I wish that Foo Foo was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me." Poof! Suddenly she's in the arms of a gorgeous man. He kisses her and says, "Darling, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"
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Funny Thoughts
, Animal Jokes
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, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
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