Word Play Jokes

Won't Kill You

Housework won't kill you, but then again why take the chance?

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Pricey Botox

Critics say Botox is too expensive, but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised.

Submitted BY: Edkins

Tombstone Epitaph V

Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.

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