Government Recipe

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."

Cats and Hot Dogs

Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A: Mouse-tard.

My Aunt

Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?" Bill said,
"Sure." So Joe takes out a picture. Bill says,
"What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!" Joe says,
"Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"