Mr. Richman's Three Daughters

Mr. Richman has three daughters. their names are nobody, somebody and crazy. One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow. Then crazy went to the policeman and she said "Nobody and Somebody are fighting" The policeman looked at her then said "What are you talking about?" Then she said again "Nobody and Somebody are fighting" Then the policeman said "What? are you? Crazy?" Then she said "Yes but how did you know my name?"

Horse at the Bar

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

Telegram Dogs

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!