Mother Duck

Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.

White Gerbil Brown Gerbil

Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
A: The white one got away.

Definition of Panda

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves".