Word Play Jokes

Girlfriend Vs Wife

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."

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Gourmet Booty Call - Temperature

Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?

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Bumper Stickers

  • I love animals, they taste great.
  • EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
  • "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
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  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 

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