Dancing Disco

A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached by a beautiful woman. "What on earth do you think you are doing?" says the woman. The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang." The woman laughs and says, "If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"

Birth Control Pills

A fourth grade teacher asks the class, "Have any of you ever saved somebody's life?" A little boy raises his hand, "Yes, my little nephew's." "Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?" asks the teacher. The little guy replies, "I hid my sister's birth control pills!"

Teamsters Light Bulbs

Q: How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Thirty-seven. You gotta f**kin' problem with that?