Word Play Jokes

Paper Joke

Q: Why wouldn't the comedian tell the joke about paper?
A: It was tearable.

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Break In

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down at the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "Yeah! A broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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Pamela

Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
A: Silicone Valley.

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