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Knock Knock - Amsterdam
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes!
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Anonymous
Laugh Till You Cry
Little Johnny came in from the backyard sobbing. His mother asked "What's the matter?" "Dad was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer," he said through his tears. "That's not so serious," his mother said, "and a big boy like you shouldn't cry about that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" cried Johnny.
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Bean Question
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"."My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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