Word Play Jokes

Wheel Dope

Q: Why were seven wheelchair athletes banned from the Paralympics?
A: They tested positive for WD40.

Anonymous

Newt Coming Out

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?" "Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!" The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only coming out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"

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Knock Knock - Okra

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!

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