Word Play Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have 4 Feet?

Q: Why do elephants have 4 feet?
A: Because 4 inches isn't enough.

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Angry Strawberries

Q: Why were the strawberries angry?
A: Because their parents were put into a jam bottle.

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Why No Two Yogi Bears

Q: Why didn't they make two Yogi bears?
A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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