Word Play Jokes

Dropping My Anchor

Q: Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon?
A: Yar!

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Difference Between Cats and Commas

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

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Grandma's Birthday

Q: What do you give an 80 year old grandma for her birthday? 
A: Mikey, he'll eat anything!

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