Word Play Jokes

Vampire Memory Loss

Q: What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?
A: Fangs for the memories!

Anonymous

What Do You Get When...

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: A little fucker, not so tall.

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Comeback

I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.

Anonymous
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