Word Play Jokes

Crooked Teeth

Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

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Christmas Shopping

Q: Where does the queen do her Christmas shopping?
A: Newcastle!

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No Legs, Ditch

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?
A: Phil.

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