Word Play Jokes

Encouraging Hens

Q: How do hens encourage their football teams?
A: They egg them on!

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Men With No Arms or Legs

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water
A: Bob.
Q   On the wall? 
A   Art.
Q   On the floor? 
A: Matt.

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Man and Driveway

Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common?
A: Lay em' right the first time and they'll stay with you.

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