Word Play Jokes

Mike Tyson Apologizes

Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.
He said, "Believe it or not, I have learned many things about how to behave in society while I was in jail. So I would like to apologize to Mr. Holyfield for biting his ear in such a beastly way. Next time I promise to use a knife and fork."

Anonymous

Slave in Lions Mouth

Q: What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
A: The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Moon Mistake

Yo mama so fat, when she went up into space, the astronauts asked why there were two moons.

Anonymous
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