Word Play Jokes

Small Mistake

The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Toad Sweets

Q: What's a toads favorite sweet?
A: Lollihops!

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Fun Toungue Twister!

Here's a fun tongue twister. Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.
Read it LOUD and REAL FAST...see if you can do it!
DON'T read the instructions until you get it right!!
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is fool cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat*
Did ya do it? Now go back up and read the third word in each line starting from the top to the bottom :)

Categories: Word Play Jokes
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