Word Play Jokes

Bath Animal?

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!

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Mr. Green Pea

Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because it saw Mr. Green Pea over the fence.

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Astronaut Pickup Line

I have a rover that would like to investigate your surface.

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