Lawyer Minivan Tragedy

Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What's the tragedy?
A: The minivan could've held eight lawyers.

Lawyer's Birthday Gift

Q: What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
A: Briefs!!

Free Haircuts

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and yet again the barber refused payment saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.