Word Play Jokes - Jesus Jokes

Jesus Abs

Q: Why did Jesus have such nice abs?
A: He did CrossFit.

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Jesus To Jerusalem

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."

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Last Supper Last Words

Q: What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?
A: "Okay, all you guys who want to be in the picture, get on THIS side of the table"

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