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Word Play Jokes - Jesus Jokes
Salman Rushdie's Sequels
Q: Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
A: 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.
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A Visual
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visual first, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it)
Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (use visual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
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Holy Feet
Q: What kind of shoes did Jesus wear?
A: Cross-trainers.
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