Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Blonde Lantern

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Anonymous

Vampire's False Teeth

Q: What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A: A new fangled device!

Anonymous

Skeleton Prom

Q: Why did the skeleton go alone to the prom?
A: Because he had nobody to go with.

Submitted BY: tuibiel
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