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Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Dracula Line
Q: What is Dracula's favorite pick-up line?
A: Hey baby, nice jugulars.
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Submitted BY: -Lightbringer-
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum. Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep. Is that even a choice?
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Holiday Jokes
(Halloween Jokes)
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Jerry Seinfeld
Sweet Strategy
I've developed a foolproof way of getting maximum candy this Halloween. Dress as a Jehovah's Witness and say "Do you have a few minutes to talk about God or treat"
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
