Halloween Costume Party

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his dick. The wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

Dracula Line

Q: What is Dracula's favorite pick-up line?
A: Hey baby, nice jugulars.

Trick or Treat

I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum. Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep. Is that even a choice?