Weather Man

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

Vampire Drink

Q: What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!

Halloween Phrases

I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.