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Word Play Jokes - American Football Jokes
Football Playing Vampires
Q: What do vampire footballers have at half times?
A: Blood oranges!
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Tyson's Football Team
Q: What is Tyson's favorite football team?
A: The Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.
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Pathetic Lawsuit
In 1989, a Union Bridge, Md., high school permitted a female student, Tawana Hammond, 17, to try out for its football team under the pressure of a federal statute that bars school discrimination on the basis of gender. On her first scrimmage, Tawana, a running back, was tackled and suffered massive internal injuries. In October 1992, she filed a $1.5 million lawsuit against the county board of education for its alleged failure to tell her how dangerous football is.
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