Word Play Jokes - American Football Jokes

Ghost's Footballer

Q: What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
A: Ban-she Ban-she!

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Illinois Speeding Penalty

Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.

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St. Paul Football Team

Q: Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A: Because then Minneapolis would want one!

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