Jury Duty

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

Absinthe Girlfriend

My last girlfriend was the Green Lady... of course I'm talking about absinthe.

Club Rules

There were a few people who didn't like the new rules of the Wood Appreciation Club.
They formed a splinter group.