Word Play Jokes

Neighborhood Watch

My neighbor fills his boat with nets and rods every morning, then goes out to sea.
Something fishy going on there I think

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Church and Bubble Bath

Q: What is the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bubble bath?
A: One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

Anonymous

Whore and Bungee Jumper

Q: What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in common?
A: They cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you're fucked.

Anonymous
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