Word Play Jokes

Outta Here

Q: What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?
A: Alpaca my bags.

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Sucked In

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Cow Abortion

Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.

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