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Finish The Job
An old lady rushed into the police department and claimed she was raped. When asked what the guy looked like, she said she didn't know, only that he was a contractor. When asked how she knew that, she yelled, "All he could say was, 'I'm coming! I'm coming!' and he never finished the job."
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Bach in a Minuet
A note left for a pianist from his wife "Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet."
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A Drummer Boy
Q: What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A: A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.
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