Vampire and Acting

Q: Why did the vampire take up acting?
A: It was in his blood!

Playing Bingo

Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo?
A: 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Emergency Kit

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit." Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit." Josh said, "I can see that, but why?" Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires."