Word Play Jokes

A Small Cat

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

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She's Dead

After their love-making session a young bride asks her husband "Was making love to me really the same as making love to Marilyn Monroe?" "Yes, she's dead too!"

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Florida Orange Growers and O.J. Simpson

Q: Why did Florida orange growers offer O.J. Simpson $3 million?
A: To change his name to Apple Juice.

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