Word Play Jokes

Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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Men Are Like Plungers

Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

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The Hot Dog Bun

Q: What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
A: "Are you pure bred?"

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