Word Play Jokes

Little Peanut

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom fainted.

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Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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Which One?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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