Word Play Jokes

Let Me See

A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit," he says to the doctor. "Okay," says the medic, "let me see your sex organs." So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.

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Claustrophobia

Q: What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claustrophobia !

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Love Song

Q: What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? 
A: I know I'm not the only Juan.

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