Word Play Jokes

Dancing Disco

A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached by a beautiful woman. "What on earth do you think you are doing?" says the woman. The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang." The woman laughs and says, "If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"

Anonymous

Teamsters Light Bulbs

Q: How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Thirty-seven. You gotta f**kin' problem with that?

Anonymous

Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

Anonymous
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