Word Play Jokes

Worst Christmas

Q: What's the worst thing to get for Christmas?
A: Measles!

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Prom Booty Call

I didn't mean to get my cummerbund on you.

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Casserole Recipe

John: "I didn't use a recipe for the casserole; I made it from scratch off the top of my head!"
Bob: "I thought I tasted dandruff."

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