Word Play Jokes

Mickey Mouse Shot

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked.

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Vampires Crazy

Q: Why are vampires crazy?
A: Because they are often bats!

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Why Do Elephants Have 4 Feet?

Q: Why do elephants have 4 feet?
A: Because 4 inches isn't enough.

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