Word Play Jokes

Air Head

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it.

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Does God Use the Bathroom

"Mom, does God go to the bathroom?" a son asked. The mom replied, "No son, why?" The son said, "Well every morning Dad goes to the bathroom and pounds on the door and shouts, 'Oh God! Are you still in there?!?!'"

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Light Bulb - Optimists

Q: How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.

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