Word Play Jokes

How To Get Rid Of Roaches

Q: How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.

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Basketball

Q: How are elephants and hippopotamuses alike?
A: Neither can play basketball!

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Escaping The Hospital

Q How do crabs leave the hospital?
A: On crotches!

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