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The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap. They were really bored, so they decided to run a race. During the race, Crap fell down, and Manners stopped to help him. But Shutup ran so fast the police caught him. Here's how the conversation went: Police Officer #1: "What's your name?" Shutup: "Shutup." Police Officer #2: "Where's your manners?" Shutup: Back there picking up Crap!"
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Pervert Shopping
Q: Why did the pervert go to Victoria's Secret?
A: The panties were half off.
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Artichoke
Q: How do you make an artichoke?
A Tie its tie too tight.
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