U.S. State Jokes

Michigan Girl

Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

Anonymous

Texas Thugs

Q: Two Dallas Cowboys are in a car, who's driving?
A: The cops.

Anonymous

Buffalonians to Crew in Lightbulb

Q: How many Buffalonians does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in.

Anonymous
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