U.S. State Jokes

Go Bucks

Q: What does an Oregon Ducks fan do when his team has won the national championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Anonymous

Cowboy Training

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Anonymous

North Dakota Jokes

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Dumb North Dakota Laws: 

  • Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
  • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
  • It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
  • Fargo - One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

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