U.S. State Jokes

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Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."
Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

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Potato Hooker

Q: Three potatos are standing on a corner. Which one is a hooker?
A: The one saying, "I-DA-HO."

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Colonoscopy

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. Allegedly, there are many female Gastroenterologists and they are much more gentle. 
As I lay naked on my side on the table, a beautiful doctor began my procedure. She told me, "Now don't worry, at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection."
"I don't have an erection," I replied.
"I do." replied the doctor.
Note to self:  Never get another colonoscopy in San Francisco.

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