U.S. State Jokes

Iowa Tractor Stop

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Iowa Jokes) , Redneck Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

One Up

Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."
Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes)
Anonymous

Colonoscopy

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. Allegedly, there are many female Gastroenterologists and they are much more gentle. 
As I lay naked on my side on the table, a beautiful doctor began my procedure. She told me, "Now don't worry, at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection."
"I don't have an erection," I replied.
"I do." replied the doctor.
Note to self:  Never get another colonoscopy in San Francisco.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes)
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