U.S. State Jokes

West Virginia Hick Marriage

Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in a local motel. Right before they consummate the marriage, the women says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin." The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

Anonymous

UA Mating Call

Q: What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?
A: "I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Submitted BY: Cantcallit

Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?

Anonymous
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